Its fun being Karkat on Omegle [IMPORTANT UPDATE]

Holy shit this is fun....


Stranger: totally shit on a fucking shitload of bullshit
You: HOLY FUCK
You: I LIKE YOU ALREADY
You: IM JUST KIDDING
You: I FUCKING HATE YOU
You: BUT THATS ALRIGHT
You: I HATE EVERYONE
Stranger: oh shit
You: YEA
You: YOU SHIT FUCKING STEPPED INTO THE FUCKING JUNGLE BABY
Stranger: ur pissing me the fuck off
You: THEN IM ACCOMPLSIHING MY FUCKING GOAL
Stranger: HOLY FUCKING MOTHER FUCKING SHIT
Stranger: UR ASS IS FUCKING DEAD
You: COME AT ME BRO
You: COME THE FUCK AT ME
Stranger left

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Stranger: Hi
You: HI
Stranger: Asl
You: ITS SPELLED *ASS
You: FUCKER
Stranger left

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Stranger: Hi
You: HI
Stranger: Horny f?
You: FUCK NO
You: WELL TECHNICALLY SPEAKING I AM HORNY-
You: BUT EQUIUIS IS ALWAYS FUCKING GOING ON ABOUT HOW MUCH MY FUCKING HORNS SUCK
You: I MEAN WHO GIVES A FUCK IF THEYRE NOT POINTY
You: DONT EVEN GET MET STARTED ON WHEN TEREZI TRIES TO FUCKING LICK ME
Stranger left

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Stranger: hey
You: I'LL GIVE YOU ABOUT A MINUTE BEFORE YOU GET SICK OF ME AND LEAVE
Stranger: up to much?
You: FUCKING GOING ON CHAT ROULETTE A BIT AGO
You: BUT I GOT SICK OF SEEING FUCKER JERKING OFF SO I CAME HERE
You: HOW ABOUT YOU?
Stranger: horny
You: WELL THATS FUCKING FANTASTIC
You: I LITERALLY 'JUST' FUCKING TALKED TO A DUDE WHO ASKED IF I WAS HORNY
You: YOU TWO SHOULD MEET UP
You: AND FUCKING COPULATE
Stranger left

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Stranger: Sup nigga
You: WELL LETS SEE HOW LONG YOU FUCKING LAST UNTIL YOU GET SICK OF ME
You: THE RECORD IS ABOUT A FUCKING 5 MINUTE STRETCH
You: TIMER FUCKING STARTS NOW BUCKET FUCKER
You: ...
You: OH I FUCKING SEE
You: YOURE JUST GOING TO FUCKING STAY FUCKING SILENT UNTIL THE CLOCK RUNS OUT
You: THATS NOT HOW IT FUCKING WORKS ASSHUL
You: ...
You: ...
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Stranger: Ugyg
You: WHAT THE FUCK IS A NIGGA ANYWAY?
Stranger: A bana
You: THE FUCK IS A BANA?
You: WHAT THE FUCK WOULD YOU USE A WORD I DONT UNDERSTAND TO DESCRIBE A FUCKING WORD I DONT UNDERSTAND
Stranger: Banana
You: WHAT THE FUCK IS A BANANA?
Stranger: It's as lOng as a penis
You: YOURE MAKING THIS VERY FUCKING DIFFICULT
You: I USUALLY FUCKING TRY NOT TO BE CULTURALLY INSENSITIVE BUT YOURE JUST BEING A FUCKTARD
Stranger: How did u know my name
You: IM YOUR FUCKING GOD
You: LITERALLY
You: I FUCKING CREATED YOU WHOLE FUCKING UNIVERSE
You: IT WAS MY REWARD FOR WINNING A GAME
Stranger: Gods don't cause
You: ME AND LIKE 12 OTHER FUCKERS
Stranger: Do u like mastarbating
You: THE FUCK IS MASTARBATING?
You: GOD YOU REMIND ME OF THIS FUCKER I HAVE TO DEAL WITH
You: HIS NAME IS GAMZEE AND HES FUCKING OBSESSED WITH FUCKING CLOWNS
You: HE GETS ON MY FUCKING NERVES SO MUCH
Stranger left

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Stranger: hey 15 m here looking for girls with skype or msn'
You: YOURE CLEARLY LOOKING IN THE WRONG FUCKING PLACE BUCKET FUCKER
Stranger left

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Stranger: hi
You: HEY
Stranger: where are you from?
You: ALTERNIA
You: YOU?
Stranger: Brazil
You: THATS FUCKING COOL
You: I GUESS
Stranger: oh yeh
You: WHATS GOING ON ON YOUR END?
Stranger: in my end?
You: IN FUCKING BRAZIL BRO!
You: IN YOUR GREAT FUCKING LIVING HIVE PLACE OF WHEREVER THE FUCK YOU LIVE
You: WHATS NEW?
You: WHATS THE FUCKING WORD?
Stranger: yeh but not the end
You: WHATEVER THE WORD YOU WANT TO USE
You: *HOWS YOUR LIFE
You: *WHATS NEW
You: SHIT LIKE THAT
Stranger: My life is very fuck
You: HOW CAN A LIFE BE FUCK?
You: LIFE CAN BE FUCKING ________
You: BUT I DO NOT THINK LIFE CAN BE FUCK
You: THATS KIND OF A STUPID THING TO SAY REALLY
Stranger: it's fucking good
You: THERE YOU FUCKING GO
Stranger: my life it's fucking good
You: YOURE NOT VERY GOOD AT THIS FUCKING LIGHT CONVERSATION THING
You: YOU KNOW THAT
You: YOUR LIKE FUCKING- GAMZEE
Stranger: Are you male or female?
You: FUCKING MALE
You: AT LEAST LAST TIME I CHECKED
You: HOLD ON LET ME CHECK AGAIN
You: ...
You: ...
You: YEP STILL FUCKING MALE
You: WHAT ABOUT YOU?
Stranger: yeh me too
You: WELL THATS FUCKING WONDERFUL
Stranger: yeh
Stranger: think
You: SERIOUSLY THESE STORIES OF ADVENTURE YOURE SPITTING ARE FUCKING ENTHRALLING- PLEASE GO ON
Stranger: at do you wnat to know about the brazil?
You: SURE WHY FUCKING NOT
You: I GOT ALL FUCKING DAY
Stranger: you don't know to say another think
You: WHAT?
You: THE FUCK WAS THAT?
Stranger: you just say fucking
You: NO I DONT
You: I SAY A WHOLE SHIT LOAD OF WORDS BESIDES 'FUCKING'
You: IF I WERE JUST USING FUCKING
Stranger: i will go there fucking rou
You: IM PRETTY FUCKING SURE WE WOULDNT HAVE MADE IT THIS FAR INTO THIS SHITPIT CONVERSATION
You: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU EVEN SAYING?
Stranger: i'm kiding
You: HOLD THE FUCK ON-
You: FUCKING GAMZEE JUST FUCKING CAME OVER HERE AND IS HONK HIS DAMNED CLOWN HORNS ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE
You: I GOT TO GO KICK HIS ASS
Stranger left

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You: ...
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Stranger: fuck youu
You: YOU FUCKING WIN THIS ROUND
Stranger left

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You: HI
Stranger: SLLLAYYYYYYYYYYERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
You: LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY
You: I FUCKING LIKE YOU ALREADY
You: JUST KIDDING
You: I FUCKING HATE EVERYONE
Stranger: THAT'S THE SPIRIT
You: NO MY FUCKING CRAB IS THE SPIRIT
You: FUCKING LUSUS, YKNOW?
Stranger: FUCKING SLAYER IS THE SPIRIT
You: WHO THE FUCK IS SLAYER?
Stranger: DON'T KNOW SLAYER?
FUCK OFF
You: FUCK ON
Stranger: SLLLAYYYYYYYYYYERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
You: OH FUCKING SHIT
You: IS THIS FUTURE KARKAT?
You: FUCK SAKES FUTURE ME- FUCK OFF
Stranger: SLLLAYYYYYYYYYYERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
You: YOU ARE SUCH AN IGNORAMUS I COULD SHIT MILES OF RAGE SNAKE TO CHOKE YOU TO DEATH
Stranger: NOW THAT'S THE FUCKING SLLLAYYYYYYYYYYERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR SPIRIT
You: YOUR SOUL IS FUCKING EMPTY
You: DO YOU HEAR ME FUTURE KARKAT?
You: FUTURE FUCKING EMPTY KARKAT
You: YOU FUCKING SUCK
Stranger: FUCK YOU LISTEN TO SLAYER
You: I CANT BELIEVE I TURN FUCKING INTO
You: YOU
Stranger: SLLLAYYYYYYYYYYERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
You: ...
You: ...
You: ...
You: ...
You: ...
You: ...
You: ...
Stranger: FUCK OFF AND LISTEN TO SOME FUCKING SLAYER
You: FUCK NO
You: IN FACT
You: YOU FUCK OFF
You: AND GO LISTEN TO SOME AWESOME ASS
You: KE$HA
Stranger: FUCK OFF BEFORE SLLLAYYYYYYYYYYERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR GETS YOU
You: THATS FUCKING RIGHT IM NO FUCKING CULTURAL IGNORAMUCE, I KNOW HOW TO FUCKING USE SLOOGLE
You: FUCKING FUTURE KARKAT
You: FUTURE EMPTY KARKAT
Stranger: THEN GO FUCKING SLOOGLE SLLLAYYYYYYYYYYERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
You: HeY bRo : O)
You: HoNk
Stranger: beep
Stranger: SLLLAYYYYYYYYYYERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR SAID BEEP
You: IvE sToLeN tHe KeYbOaRd FrOm My BeSt FrIeNd
You: HeS nOw HiTtInG mE
You: iT mOtHeR fUcKiNg HuRts
Stranger: SLLLAYYYYYYYYYYERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR WOULD SLAY YOU
You: oH sHiT bRo
You: ThAtS mAgIcAl
You: hOnK
Stranger: SLLLAYYYYYYYYYYERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
You: DoNt MoThErFuCkInG sTaRtLe Me LiKe ThAt BrO
You: : O(
Stranger: SLLLAYYYYYYYYYYERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR THINKS YOU SHOULD DRINK A BIG GLASS OF SHUT THE FUCK UP
You: NaH bRo
You: I lIkE sOpOr SlImE pIe MuCh MoThErFuCkInG bEtTer
You: HaVe YoU eVeR tRiEd It
You: ItS mOtHeRfUcKiNg GrEaT
Stranger: SLLLAYYYYYYYYYYERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR ONLY DRINKS SLLLAYYYYYYYYYYERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
You: HoNk
You: ThE oThErS sAy ItS bAd FoR mE bUt I tHiNk iTs GrEaT lIkE a MoThErFuCkEr
You: GAHHH I FUCKING HATE THAT GUY
You: AND SLAYER IS PRETTY FUCKING STUPID TOO
Stranger left

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Stranger: It's on, it was always on.
You: HOLY FUCKING SHIT
You: NO SHIT ITS ALWAYS ON
You: HOW THE FUCK WOULD I TYPE IF IT WAS OFF
You: STUPID FUCKER
Stranger: Uh, I love you.
You: OH FOR FUCK SAKES
You: YOU SOUND LIKE FUCKING TEREZI
You: WHICH YOURE NOT
You: SHE CAN SAY STUPID FUCKING SHIT LIKE THAT
You: YOU CANT
Stranger: Thats how we do it in Lima Heights.
You: WHERE THE FUCK IS THAT?
You: OH WAIT SHIT I KNOW
You: ITS BETWEEN SHUT THE FUCK VILLE AND THE I DONT GIVE A FUCK ROAD
Stranger: I'm guessing you live there.
Stranger: :')
You: NO
You: I FUCKING LIVE ON ALTERNIA
Stranger: Have you ever heard on pressing the cap lock button?
You: YOUD KNOW THAT IF YOU WERENT SO FUCKING STUPID- LIKE IVE MET A LOT OF STUPID FUCKING PEOPLE BUT YOU TAKE THE FUCKING DELSCOUS ICING CYLINDER PASTRY
You: NO I FUCKING HAVENT
You: THANKS FOR FUCKING ASKING THOUGH...
You: I THINK I FUCKING LIKE YOU
Stranger: Welcome!
Stranger: Lets be bestfriends!
Stranger: ;D
You: JUST KIDDING
You: I FUCKING HATE YOU
Stranger: Nom.
Stranger: I hate you too. ;D
You: HOW COULD SOMEONE LIKE ME LIKE SOMEONE AS STUPID AS YOU
You: WAIT WHAT?
You: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY?
Stranger: Want me to repeat it in a megaphone?
You: NO I WANT YOU TO FUCKING TYPE THAT SHIT OUT
Stranger: I said, I hate you.
Stranger: Better? :')
You: FUCKING YELLING IT INTO AN AMPLIFICATION DEVISE WOULD BE FUCKING USELESS
You: NO OF COURSE FUCKING NOT
Stranger: Just like you! ;D
You: HOLY SHIT
Stranger: You're so funny.
You: I DONT THINK YOU FUCKING REALIZE THIS- BUT I AM NOT USELESS IN FACT IM THE LEADER OF THE FUCKING RED TEAM- OR I WAS, UNTIL I JOINED THE BLUE TEAM, THEN I WAS FUCKING LEADER OF BOTH FUCKING TEAMS.... THATS HOW FUCKING AMAZING I AM
NOT ONLY THAT- BUT WE WON THE FUCKING GAME WE WERE PLAYING AND AS A REWARD WE GOT TO FUCKING OWN OUR OWN UNIVERSE
You: THATS YOUR FUCKING UNIVERSE
You: YOUR FUCKING WELCOME
You: I MADE YOU
You: I FUCKING MADE YOUR PLANET AND EVERYTHING YOU FUCKING HOLD DEAR
You: FUCK
Stranger: Obviously you didn't make English class.
You: NO THAT WAS FUCKING TAVROS
You: HES GOOD AT THAT KIND OF SHIT
You: BUT NOT WALKING
You: HIS LEGS DONT WORK
Stranger: :')
You: WELL THEY DIDNT- UNTIL FUCKING EQUIUS MADE HIM ROBOT ONES
You: THEN HE FUCKING GOT MURDERED
You: NOW TAVROS IS DEAD
You: ARE YOU FUCKING HAPPY WITH YOURSELF?
Stranger: YES!
You: HOLY FUCKING ME YOURE AN IDIOT
You: WHY ARE HUMANS SO FUCKING STUPID?
You: SERIOUSLY
Stranger: So are you, darling.
You: OH FUCKING GOOD ONE
You: SERIOSULY IM FUCKING ROLLING ON THE FLOOR IN FUCKING PAIN
You: MY HEART HURTS
You: BECAUSE OF THAT SHIT STAIN OF AN INSULT
You: HA HA
You: HA
You: HA
You: FUCKING HA
You: FUCK
Stranger left

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Stranger: Hi.
Stranger: Where are you from?
You: ALRIGHT LET ME FUCKING STOP YOU RIGHT THERE... ALRIGHT? BECAUSE EVERYTIME I GET THROUGH TO EXPLAIN THIS SHIT I GET FUCKING DISCONNECT.
YOU FUCKING PEOPLE ARE SO IMPATIENT- MY NAME IS FUCKING KARKAT VANTAAS- IM FROM A COMPLETLY ALTERNATE UNIVERSE AS YOUR OWN... OUR CREATORS THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUCKING FUNNY TO NAME MY HOMEWORLD ALTERNIA; FUCKING HARRHARR RIGHT?
RIGHT ANYWAY. IM FUCKING ON MY 6TH WRIGGLE YEAR- WHICH IS LIKE BIRTHDATES TO YOU FUCKING HUMANS. ME AND ABOUT 12 OTHER FUCKERS ARE YOUR GODS, THIS ISNT EVEN A FUCKING JOKE, WE ARE YOUR LITERAL GODS.
WE WON A UNIVERSAL GAME AND AS A REWARD WE WERE SUPPOSED TO GET YOUR UNIVERSE AS A FUCKING REWARD, BUT SOME IDIOT FUCK UP NAMED JOHN RUINED THAT FOR US AND OUR GAME SESSION GOT CUT OFF BEFORE WE COULD CLAIM OUR PRIZE. SO YEA- YOUR UNIVERSE WAS FUCKING CREATED BY US, YOURE FUCKING WELCOME.
IM A FUCKING TROLL- NOT HUMAN- A FUCKING TROLL WITH HORNS AND FUCKING FANGS AND ALL THAT SHIT. DONT ASK ANY FURTHER INTO OUR ANATOMY BECAUSE I SWEAR TO US (YOUR FUCKING GODS) IT GETS GROSS.
You: AND YES--- I TYPE LIKE THIS
Stranger: lol.
Stranger: what a fucking faggot, dude.
You: YOU HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA
You: FUCKING WRIGGLERS
Stranger: cool, i bet it's really funny to all your other 7th grade buddies.
Stranger: keep having a good laugh while no one gives a shit ya homos
You: WHAT THE FUCK IS A HOMO?
Stranger left

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Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: OH NO NOT AGAIN- NOT FUCKING AGAIN... I DONT FUCKING THINK I CAN HANDLE YOUR BULLSHITTERY AGAIN
SERIOUSLY DUDE DO YOU JUST FUCKING FOLLOW ME OR SOMETHING?
I left





WELL LOOK WHO THE FUCK WE HAVE HERE


ITS THAT BASTARD AGAIN

Stranger: totally shit on a fuckin shitload of bullshit
You: OH FUCK I LIKE YOU ALREADY
You: JUST KIDDING I FUCKING HATE YOU
Stranger: oh shit ur pissing me the fuck up
You: BUT THATS ALRIGHT
You: I THINK WEVE TALKED BEFORE
Stranger: ur ass is fucking dead
You: FUCK HA
You: IM EVERYWHERE AND NOWHERE
Stranger: its u again
You: ITS FUCKING ME BUCKET FUCKER
He left- again